The Directors Cut 06/28/08

This is the Sanrio Hello Kitty Robot that greets all tourists to the plant

The Directors Cut is the second greatest radio show ever. What is the first? Our listeners have voted “The Teen Wolf Radio Show” as number 1… somehow. This week we have done some crazy stuff. Ollie is pissed at Dan, he won’t even return his phone-calls. In the new episode, you will find out exactly what happened. Thanks to Captain KY and a little Directors Cut twist. This week we reviewed a small film called Wall-E. We also let our listeners decide the best robot movies ever made! Davenport has another pick for you, if you’ve been listening to the show for a while it sounds like one he’s done before, guess what, it’s a sequel. Debra gets her first suggestions from her Nude Photo Expert. I think we need more suggestions from our listeners. Let’s let our expert filter out the worst and he’ll decide for Debra. We are the worst show on radio, The Directors Cut… that’s why we get away with everything. 

The Directors Cut 06/21/08

2008 San Jose Stealth Professional Lacrosse Spy Girls Dance TeamOperation code name:
Theater Thunder

Operatives Suggested:
You, The Director’s Cut listener

Objectives:
Lots of laughs and debates about movies!

Details:
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to listen to our review of Get Smart and count down your favorite spy / secret agent films. See Possible points of entry for further instructions. (Ollie likes possible points of entry!) Debra will have a new Nude Photo Expert to inspect and decide her next photograph set. The Studio has a new air conditioner and Captain KY assists Ollies love life. Dans girlfriend has a birthday and her mother sings.

Possible points of entry:
Call HQ (The Directors Cut) at 1(800) 893-9682, or cast your vote for Top Ten Robot Movies here, or on myspace,

Other Directives:
Tune in for Davenport’s pic of the week, send us photos of your girlfriend and we will send you stuff from our prize closet.

In the event that you or any of your team members are captured or killed, The Directors Cut will disavow any knowledge of your actions.

Love, The Directors Cut staff

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The Directors Cut 06/14/08 Goes Green!

Here is a Hot Animation of She-HulkWe at TheDirectors Cut have officially gone green this week! No we’re not some idiotic environmentalists trying to end the true green energy, Nuclear. But we did go and see the big green fighting machine… The Incredible Hulk! Yes we count down the Top Ten Alter Ego Movies and we teach you the best way to cure

Montezuma’s Revenge! This is the last week for you to get your “Nude Debra Photo Expert” applications in to us! Trust us, you don’t want to be left out of the drawing! Yes, this is the greatest Directors Cut Radio prize ever! And, we didn’t have to harvest any random hair from Ollies body to get this! So, click above on our feedback form and send us a reason why you should be the “Nude Debra Photo Expert!” Since Davenport was in Hollywood thi

s week, we didn’t really have an in depth pick. So get excited for the show we like to call The Directors Cut… Well, that’s because it’s our name.

You don’t mess with The Directors Cut!

Emmanuelle Chriqui is hot in her see through topWe review Adam Sandlers latest film, You Don’t Mess With The Zohan, with the beautiful Emmanuelle Chriqui (pronounced Shreeky) Also this week, we count down the Top Ten Adam Sandler Movies, we find out whats released on dvd, Davenport has a pick to avoid and find out who made the most money in the box office. Yes we are a movie show. But we’re not just any movie show, we will kick your ass while you are sleeping! Or just throw mouse traps on you! So listen to the show, click the ads on our page, keep us alive and we bring you weekly dose of movies and comedy. Enjoy this special week of The Directors Cut… Yes Debra is back and still looking for a nude Debra photo expert. No the job doesn’t pay… but you may find a way to benefit. Apply above by clicking on Feedback Form and tell us why you must be “The Nude Debra Photo Expert!” All right here from the guys show about movies, The Directors Cut!