Friday The 13th: The Directors Cut Review

Sexy Jason VorheesJason Vorhees has been the most hostile former camp attendee ever. Mr. Vorhees’ hostility even defeats Bobby Budnick, (Danny Cooksey) the terror of Camp Anawanna. The only difference is victim “Ug” isn’t a small petite blond chick with considerable enhancement to his chest-line. Mr. Vorhees has taken it upon himself to police and promote christian morals, as personally motivated as protesters of planned parenthood centers. The film we reviewed this week has proved droves of heavily christian conservatives have filled the seats or our nations theatres and have opened their pocketbooks to establish their voices to be heard as votes against the views and opinions of a new highly liberal president. This week on our national radio program, that has set the precedent for testosterone infused movie reviews, we discuss the human struggle and passion of Jason Vorhees in Friday The 13th. Also, we collect, tally and chart your votes for the top slasher film characters. Dan organizes a Valentines Day randevu for Oliver with a lucky lady or two.

He’s Just Not Into You: The Directors Cut

Relationship RejectionWe are the guys show about movies. So we decided to go see and review a chick flick. He’s Just Not Into You is not just a bestseller book. It is now one of the greatest battle cry of the dating market. It is not just us guys who are the biggest losers. It’s true, even that hot chick who sat across from you in class, (whom at times, you can see up her skirt, but still not to get too see much) also suffers from dating woes. But the dating pool she swims in, you noticed, is full of jocks or guys who either has, or wants to kicks your ass. So where does that put our show? Well We are the guys show about movies. We are kings of rejection. Our show this week is all about relationship rejections. We answer some of your relationship questions. We also make fun of Ollie. Plus, I think Davenport is going to become very pissed off due to Dan. So, enjoy our show, be a part of our lives, we are The Directors Cut.

Taken: The Directors Cut Review

getting kidnapped sucks
So we count down the Top Ten Kidnapping Movies. Plus, someone has been holding Ollie’s virginity for ransom. Since that is almost impossible, because there is no way of finding out who has the sole possession of it, we deny its demands. Instead, we snack on a small log-shaped mexican treat. Also, Davenport gives us some insite on how voyeristic minors find themselves involved in his sex life. And finally, we review Taken. All this and more on the greatest show about movies, The Directors Cut.