A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas

 

Movie Review by Russell Pinkston

 

Kumar (Kal Penn) is still getting stoned and shucking responsibility.   His friend Harold (John Cho) has moved on, gotten married and became a successful businessman.  Since he has gotten married he doesn’t smoke weed and hasn’t seen or hung out with his friend Kumar in a couple of years.   A mysterious gift is delivered to Kumar’s apartment for Harold and Kumar decides to deliver it to his long lost friend. 

The present for Harold turns out to be a huge joint (natually).  Harold don’t smoke anymore so Kumar takes it and lights it up.   Harold sees him smoking it in his house and he throws the lit joint out of the window….but magically it flys in the other window and lands in Harold’s Christmas tree.   But this isn’t any ordinary tree, his father-in-law (Danny Trejo) grew this tree himself for many years and hopes to have the perfect Christmas.  So when the tree goes up in smoke, the two fight and go their separate ways.  They are reunited again as they search all over town for another tree.   Adventure, danger and Neil Patrick Harris await them. 

Kal Penn (National Lampoon’s Van Wilder, Superman Returns) who quit his job on the popular tv show House (they killed off his character…or his character killed himself off) to join the Obama  administration.  He decided to take a break from the White House to return to acting and film this movie (why?). 

John Cho (American Pie, Star Trek) does alot of tv shows but is probably best known for the Kumar character. 

Neil Patrick Harris (Doogie Howser, M.D., The Smurfs)returns as himself…which is a bit of a mystery since he supposely died in the second film.   He does redemn himself slightly from the horrible movie, The Smurfs and probably has most of the best lines and scenes in this movie.

Danny Trejo (Con Air, Spy Kids) known for his tattoos and bad attitude in many supporting roles until his lead role in the film Machete is a plus to this cast. 

I seen this movie on dvd so I didn’t get to see the 3D version…I am sure it made it a better viewing experience than the one I had to endure.

I am not really a fan of the stoner movies genre (Half Baked, Pineapple Express) even though I grew up with Cheech and Chong and a certain close family member.  The Stoned Age is a rare exception.  I love that movie. 

Overall this movie does nothing for me.   I didn’t find it funny or even to entertaining.   If you are a fan of the other Harold and Kumar films you might like this one…I think part 2 ( Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay) was better.   I say SKIP THIS MOVIE.

Getting Short with the 2012 Oscars – by Brennan Foster

From the Oscar nominated A Morning Stroll

If you haven’t had an opportunity to see these 2012 Oscar nominated short films and you’re placing last- minute bets, here are personal picks courtesy of Brennan Foster:

BEST SHORT ANIMATION

A MORNING STROLL. Winner of the BAFTA, this nominee depicts a chicken walking down a city sidewalk — over a hundred-year time span. Its animation style ranges from line-drawn silent film to post-apocalyptic 3-D landscape.

Of all the nominees, A MORNING STROLL entertains. It does so while riffing on Looney Tunes, smartphone apps, chickens and zombies with great invention and impeccable comic timing.

Another favorite: SUNDAY, a droll look at a Canadian family’s narrow worship rituals — traveling to church and gathering for dinner; only their child notices the many animals blithely getting killed as the day passes in the dying industrial town.

Presumed Oscar Favorites: Pixar’s LA LUNA and former Pixar animator William Joyce’s THE FANTASTIC FLYING BOOKS OF MR. MORRIS LESSMORE showcase gorgeous visuals that can’t overcome maudlin sentiment.

The latter gets a prize for Tweepiest animated short (‘twee’ and ‘creepy’.) Look, Mr. Lessmore: if a bunch of flying books are going to lure you to a magical house and adamantly insist (like a cat lady’s clowder rubbing against her legs for food) that you read them repeatedly for decades until you die… That’s horrifying.

BEST LIVE ACTION

THE SHORE. This Northern Irish production, starring Ciaran Hinds, wins top honors for its gorgeous setting and understated style.

Decades after fleeing the Troubles, a man returns to Belfast with his grown daughter and pays a visit to his old best friend and former fiancee, who married each other after he emigrated.

Gracefully directed by two-time Academy Award nominee,Terry George, the film shrugs off melodrama and enjoys the company and maturity of its characters, allowing them to have a good laugh or two at themselves.

It’s a wiser film for approaching major topics with small gestures. Another favorite: TUBA ATLANTIC. A complete antithesis to THE SHORE, this Norwegian short is about the last days of a cranky old man being watched over by a willowy teenaged Angel of Death.

The film gleefully depicts numerous seagull deaths and features a gigantic tuba built to sound across the ocean. TUBA ATLANTIC may bite off too much, but it chews with absurd gusto, like Popeye swallowing a can of spinach.

Finally, my late, Academy Award-related contribution to this week’s Top Ten List:

“What movie do you think should have been made naked?”

CHARIOTS OF FIRE! It adds a new fold to the religious context. Plus, the races would be much more entertaining.

Enjoy your evening!

The Directors Cut Vs. Wanderlust and Gone

This week we have reviewed Wanderlust and Gone. Wanderlust is the story of Jennifer Annison and Paul Rudd down on their New York lifestyle luck and find themselves joining a hippy commune. They have a difficult time deciding whether to adapt to their new lifestyle or look at it as a temporary condition. Because there were a hint of nudity in the trailer, but very little quality nudity in the movie, we decided our top ten list is top ten movies that should be should be naked. Also during the show Sean Gandert gives us a elitist corner pick of the week that is almost prophetic in nature.

Darth Maul Returns From the Dead!

Oh, Darth Maul. Poor guy couldn’t even make it past one movie while Jar Jar got to be in three. However, even though his time with us was brief, Maul has over time become considered one of the coolest characters in the Star Wars universe. This makes it all the more tragic that he had to meet his end so soon. But fear not! For finally, after over a decade, Darth Maul will be making his triumphant return…kind of. You see, he won’t be the same Darth Maul we’ve seen before, but rather an animated version of the Sith apprentice in an upcoming arc on Star Wars: The Clone Wars. While it may not be as cool as seeing him in a new Star Wars movie (when are we getting one of those by the way?), this trailer showcasing his return actually looks really sweet. It will certainly make fans happy, even though no real explanation has yet been given as to how exactly he is still alive after his…you know…being cut in half and falling down a giant pit and all. Oh well, whatever harm has been done in the way of story continuity will surely be more than made up for with the exciting return of one of the most loved villains in the whole franchise. Click on the picture above to see the trailer and prepare to have your mind blown!

Abraham Lincoln…Vampire Hunter??? (COMICS!)

So it is finally President’s Day, and what better way to celebrate then with vampire hunting?

In case you didn’t see, there is a new movie coming out called Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Its based on a book that tells the secret life of Abraham Lincoln. Apparently, when Ol’ Honest Abe wasn’t running the country he was hunting down those damned creatures of the night. Normally on COMICS! we don’t talk about movies that aren’t based on comic books, but i couldn’t help it! Plus, the trailer looks like the story is based on a comic, don’t it? Click on the picture to checkout the latest episode of COMICS! where we review the newest Trailer, and some new books from DC and Marvel! Enjoy!

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance

Movie review by Russell Pinkston

 

Johnny Blaze (Nicolas Cage) is back….this time in Europe where he has gone to get away from his alter ego, Ghost Rider.  But luckily it also happens to be the right place where he is needed to save the world from evil…again.   A secret church sect headed by Methodius (Christopher Lambert) has enlisted his help to save the life of a boy who the devil this time in the form of another human, Roarke (Ciarán Hinds) is looking for.   He is searching for his son so he may have another younger body he can transfer into.  Moreau (Idris Elba) teams up with the Ghost Rider and the boy’s mother (Violante Placido) to save him and all of us from hell on earth. 

Nicolas Cage (National Treasure, Kick-Ass) returns as the lead character Ghost Rider in this sequel to the 2007 film.  He also plays a simular character who running from the devil/escaping from hell in last year’s Drive Angry.   Idris Elba (Takers, Thor) stars as the Ghost Rider’s motorcycle riding sidekick.   Christopher Lambert (Highlander, The Hunted) was added to the cast…maybe because they weren’t able to get Peter Fonda back for this movie.  

This is a paycheck film.  There is absolutely no other reason that any of the actors did this movie…it definitely wasn’t for the exceptional writing.  This is one of the worst movies I have seen in the theater in a long time.   I had to fight the urge to get up and walk out.  It’s that bad.   The directing wasn’t much better than the writing.   There are actually two directors to blame, Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor team up again.   They both teamed up for Crank and it’s sequel Crank: High Voltage as well as Gamer (with Movie Mob’s Brit Twins).  They love the slow mo, fast forward style of film using loud abnoxious music to make up for their lack of writing.  It worked for the Crank films…it doesn’t here.  It’s annoying as…well you know.  This movie does not need to be seen EVER and definitely not in the theater and in 3D (3X the dimesion of crappiness) I say Skip This Movie!    Save your soul and save you brain cells!

 

This Means War

Movie review by Russell Pinkston

CIA agents and best friends FDR (Chris Pine) and Tuck (Tom Hardy) find out they are both dating the same woman, Lauren Scott (Reese Witherspoon).  At first they decide they will let the other have the girl but then both compete for her affections.  They employ all the tools of the CIA to track and monitor the other’s progress and to twart each other.

Chris Pine (Star Trek, Unstoppable) and Tom Hardy (Warrior, The Dark Knight Rises) are both suave and funny as competing CIA agents.   Reese Witherspoon (Just Like Heaven, Walk the Line) plays the love interest of both men.  She has done this type of character before and proves she is pretty good at carrying a romantic comedy.    Chelsea Handler (E’s Chelsea Lately) stars as Lauren’s best friend and steals every scene she is in.   She is hilarious.  It’s directed by Joseph McGinty Nichol, better known as McG (Charlie’s Angels, We Are Marshall, Terminator: Salvation and tv’s Chuck pilot).

If you have seen the trailer, you won’t really be surprised by the movie.   I think the trailer shows way too much of the story but even despite that fact I really enjoyed this movie (especially because of Chelsea Handler).   It has action, comedy and romance (what every growing boy needs).   And it’s not your typical Valentine’s Day movie.  It’s actually a valentine movie that most guys probably wouldn’t mind being dragged to, unlike The Vow where guys by the end of the movie are gonna be wishing they were dead.  I say See This Movie!  It’s a fun and funny good time for both sexes.

Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil

Movie review by Russell Pinkston

A group of college students decide to go on a camping trip in the middle of  the West Viginia woods.   While at a gas station they run into a couple of  locals, Tucker (Alan Tudyk) and Dale (Tyler Labine).   Tucker and Dale are as backwoods and hillbilly as can be and the college kids are frighten off by them.  After all they have seen alot of movies about these types of people who live way out in the woods.  They once again run into the rednecks while camping, where one of the girls, Allison (Katrina Bowden) is abducted by them.   The college kids lead by Chad (Jesse Moss) decide they are not gonna be the victims they have seen in the movies.  They decide they are gonna fight back and rescue their friend Allison.  One by one the body count starts to add up as well as the laughs.  I don’t want to tell you too much about the movie…it’s one of those movies that you have to see (and enjoyed) by yourself.

Tyler Labine (Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Zack and Miri Make a Porno) and Alan Tudyk (Transformers: Dark of the Moon, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter) are great in this not so typical horror movie.  They are so totally believeable as the backwoods buddies.  Katrina Bowden (Sex Drive, Piranha 3DD) is both sexy and likable as the captured college girl.  This cast for the most part for me are unknown.   But everyone in it are great.   The movie is directed perfectly by Eli Craig.  He had me fooled at first that this was gonna be just another crappy horror movie. 

I am not a huge fan of the horror genre but this is not your typical Wrong Turn type horror movie.   Unlike most horror movies it’s cleverly written and well acted.  I really like and recommend this movie.  I was laughing out loud and loving almost every minute.  It’s one of my most enjoyable movie experiences of 2012 so far.  I say Rent It NOW!  

The Woman in Black

Movie review by Russell Pinkston

Arthur Kipps (Daniel Radcliffe) is a lawyer sent to collect all the papers and documents of a lady who died.  Sounds simple….but the house is way out on an island, in a marsh (the road is covered by the water each evening and is haunted by an evil woman in a black dress).  Arthur discovers strange behavior and suicides of children in the small town nearest to the house especially after someone visits the house.  But he has a child to take care of (his wife and the mother of his child died during childbirth) so he has no choice.   He starts to uncover a mystery that has been buried for years and starts to see strange things while at the house.  He has to solve the mystery fast and get out before he himself is killed by the woman in black.

Daniel Radcliffe stars in only his 3rd non-Harry Potter film (The Tailor of Panama, December Boys) and his first real lead role where he didn’t play a child wizard.  He did pretty good although a couple of times (him on the train) I did think of the  Hogwarts Express train and expected the dementors would appear at any moment.  It’s gonna take a few movies for him to overcome that typecasting but I am rooting for him and I think with the success of this film we will be seeing alot more of Daniel Radcliffe in the future.   

 The film was better than I thought it would be.   It was a pretty decent PG-13 horror film (would of been better as an R rated film…but wouldn’t they all).   This isn’t a movie that has to be seen on the big screen (it didn’t have alot of action and thankfully wasn’t in 3D) so I say Wait to Rent It.   But when you do, watch it with the lights out with someone who scares easy and you will definitely get some enjoyment out of it 🙂

 

Safe House

Movie review by Russell Pinkston

Ex CIA and wanted international criminal Tobin Frost (Denzel Washington) walks into the U.S. Embassy in Cape Town, South Africa.  He is quickly moved to a “safe house”  to be  interrogated.   CIA agent Matt Weston (Ryan Reynolds) is the housesitter and hasn’t seen much action on this detail.  He hopes to move up and get a better assignment in the agency.  The safe house is breached by the men who were trying to kill Frost in order to retrive information he has that they don’t want to be seen.

Denzel Washington once again plays a bad guy…a role he is actually pretty good at playing.   He won an Best Actor Oscar for his bad guy performance in 2001’s Training Day.   Ryan Reynolds redeems himself somewhat from his last two movies (The Change-Up, Green Lantern).  Both Washington and Reynolds have good chemisty together on screen and pretty good writing.   Vera Farmiga (Up in the Air, Source Code),  Rubén Blades (Predator 2), Robert Patrick (Terminator 2: Judgement Day) and Sam Shepard (The Right Stuff) co-star. 

The movie does get a bit muddled in the middle and it’s definitely not as good as Training Day  (if you haven’t seen it…rent it now) but the directing (Daniel Espinosa) was decent and the acting was pretty good.   It’s not a movie you have to run out and seen in theaters so I say Wait and Rent It.