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The Directors Cut VS The Company Men

the company men
the company men
This week on the Director’s Cut, Dan and Ollie talk about The Company Men. No, not any men belonging to any company that you’re in or even know of. It’s the star-studded new Oscar-bating flick about the recession and unemployment. Fortunately, Brian’s in the house to give us the latest news and abuse from Hollywood, the Internet, and beyond because otherwise the show would have been quite depressing. As a bonus, Dan also saw No Strings Attached, which later inspired a story from Ollie’s long-past womanizing days. It’s the Director’s Cut, the guys show about unemployed “F” buddies.

The Director’s Cut vs. Unstoppable

UNSTOPPABLE
UNSTOPPABLE
This week on the Director’s Cut radio show, Dan and Ollie are unstoppable! Well, the never-ending train of insults, pranks, and general mockery is unstoppable at any rate. Dan and Ollie go to see the new movie (featuring trains) and give the audience the low-down. Plus Dan reveals an interesting and important new occurrence in his life, which prompts Ollie to quickly improvise a new and challenging game for the listeners called: Rate Dan’s Date (that may have given it away). Plus, as always, we have your top ten list, and much more. It’s the Director’s Cut, the guy’s show about Dan’s dates.

The Director’s Cut vs. Halloween movies

HalloweenFlashers
HalloweenFlashers

This week on the Director’s Cut, the guys have a huge job to do. Instead of seeing just one Halloween movie, they decided to talk about their favorites and compile a top ten list of Halloween movies. Dan’s still pretty salty from his break-up, so as one could probably imagine, he’s a grouch. Brian did a bit of his patented “talking in circles” again, and Ollie went along for the ride. It was both scary and educational. It’s the Director’s cut, the guy’s show about Halloween.

The Director’s Cut vs Jackass 3D vs Red

jackass-3d
jackass-3d

This week on the Director’s Cut, the listeners get a two-for-one! Dan went and saw Jackass 3-D, while Ollie saw Red. It was a jam-packed show, but there was one problem: it was total chaos! Brian delivered the goods as far as news goes, so fret ye not, but for some reason Brian was a man possessed, and had a number of seemingly coded messages for the guys and for the listeners. On another topic: Dan and Ollie have indefinitely switched roles, and now it is Ollie who’s the level head, and Dan is the grouch. Believe you me, Dan was in rare form. Finally, as per usual, the guys have your top ten list (about retirement), and play fun games. It’s the Director’s Cut, the guy’s show about going totally insane.

The Director’s Cut vs. wild card movies

Lots o movies
Lots o movies

This week on the Director’s Cut, Dan and Ollie see a ton of movies! Ollie sees this, Dan sees that, and what you end up with is a TON of info. Speaking of a ton of info; Brian gives the guys a nice, neat, and organized format for the show, with lots of information, and instead of talking about it, they go on and on about naked women. Good job guys. Plus, there’s a very special guest in studio: Sean Gandert! He sits-in to give us the latest pick for the Elitist Corner, and the guys get a few calls from Tin Pan to play the new game, Before and After! It’s all on the latest edition of the Director’s Cut, the show about… naked women?

The Director’s Cut vs. The Social Network vs. Relationships?

the social network
the social network

This week on the Director’s Cut radio show, the guys talk about The Social Network… or do they? The show goes off without a hitch, Brian does his news, they talk about DVD releases, etc. However; when the show gets to the point were the guys would normally talk about the movie, a strange thing happens- they don’t. Instead, they use the opportunity to chat, in detail, about Dan’s recent and unfortunate breakup. So as a warning; the guys didn’t talk about the movie at all. They did, however, both say, “see it.” Plus, the guys unveil a new game, and count down the top ten list (so not too much was out of place). It’s the Director’s Cut, the show about being sad.

The Director’s Cut vs Piranha 3D!

Piranha
How many Piranha movies are there?

This week on the Director’s Cut, the guys swim with the fish and show their underwater technique. It was all about Piranha 3D, so the top ten list was top ten movies with fish. As you’ve come to expect, Brian has the latest scoop on Hollywood, Dan and Ollie talk wacky gadgets for whacking, and then spend a bit of time talking with independent musicians. The musical guest for this week was Tin Pan, if you wanna check them out, just go to tinpanband.com. Finally, the guys get to the listener mail and play a nice little round of Coming Up Or Made It Up. It’s all right here, on The Director’s Cut!

The Director’s Cut vs Toy Story 3

Toy Story 3
Toy Story 3
This week on the Director’s Cut, Dan and Ollie go out to see the latest and greatest adventure where one’s toys somehow get out of their house, and try to find their way home. Dan takes a moment to remind Ollie that he’s an amateur with little hope of compensation because he doesn’t pull his weight. Plus, there’s proof when Dan asks Ollie to report on his trip to E3. Fortunately, Davenport had the scoop as well as his pick of the week, and saved the day. It was a close one, but all of the movies were reported on and the E3 did get some coverage after all! It’s the Director’s Cut, the show about Ollie’s mediocrity.

The Director’s Cut vs. Avatar!

Hot smurfs are HOT!
Hot smurfs are HOT!

 This week we review the most expensive movie in history: Avatar! Yes, yes, Dan and Ollie checked out the full 3-D experience to give the most honest and knowledgable review they could possibly do (yeah, right). Just to cover all of our bases, Sean saw the 2-D version, so that the guys could compare and contrast. Dan also reveals some revolutionary ideas he has for 3-D and Ollie tells us about his favorite part.

Jon Mikl Thor = Metal Icon
Jon Mikl Thor = Metal Icon

 

 

 

Last, but certainly NOT least, we have a very special surprise for Davenport’s pick of the week: A surprise interview with none other than legendary, metal icon and Davenport idol, Jon Mikl Thor!!!! That’s right, Jon Mikl Thor from the essential Davenport pick: Rock N’ Roll Nightmare! Surprised? Well, so were we. It’s yet another zany edition of The Director’s Cut, the guy’s show  about movies!

 

 

The Director’s Cut vs. The Twilight Saga: New Moon

We review The Twilight Saga: New Moon
Twilight moms are crazy
Twilight moms are crazy

Dan hates women.

Ollie tells us about what happened when he went to the midnight screening.
Top Ten Movies That Sean Doesn’t Want to See
Dan explains how Ollie is a womanizer and when he finally gets the woman, he gets too attached too quickly, she freaks out and leaves.
Ollie thinks he’s a nice guy… Then why is he still single?