This week on The Directors Cut we review the movie “In Time” a new action thriller starring Justin Timberlake and Amanda Seyfried. Also, we send our very own small town Arkansasian Russell Pinkston to review “Puss in Boots.”
“In Time” takes place in a futuristic world where people stop aging at the year 25 and their time clocks that are embedded in their arm start to count down for only another year left to live. This is where we see issues when the rich have more time than the poor and there is a potential “Occupation Time Share.” Amanda Seyfried is one of the sexiest actresses in Hollywood but unfortunately, the bad makeup job of this movie makes her skin horrible and her face difficult to look at. Also we uncover this movie has the worlds deadliest drinking game! Listen to whether you should see “In Time” in theaters, wait til DVD or just completely forget about it.
DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME OR IT MAY RESULT IN PHYSICAL INJURY OR EVEN DEATH.
The “In Time Drinking Game” has only one rule: Drink every time somebody says the word “Time.”
Also on the show, we count down the top ten movies about “writers” and find ourselves getting slightly annoyed by Brian Gutierrez (the news guy).
This week we review The Three Musketeers and Paranormal Activity 3. Plus we have the clever idea of counting down our top 10 movies with the number 3 in the title. The Three Musketeers is the classic story with one catch, it seems like we’re focusing a little too much on the pretty boy D’Artagnan character. “Where are The Musketeers?” Was a question I kept asking myself. I really wanted to see much more from the musketeers they seemed so badass. But got me thinking, since I didn’t get to see much of The Musketeers they provided I made my own. I would absolutely want to see a really bad Disney version of the same movie staring former Mouseketeers made up of Justin, Britney and Christina with Ryan Gosling as D’Artagnan. Wouldn’t that be awesome?! I know you’d go see that? Hell we can throw in Bieber as King Louis and Selena Gomez as Queen Anne! I bet this movie would be one of the greatest movies of all time! This would make “The Room” look like a cheap piece of crap! I digress. This week we also have Russell Pinkston of Harrison, Arkansas review Paranormal Activity 3 for us. We were quite surprised about what he said. Find out all of our reviews and much more right here on The Directors Cut, The Guys’ Show About Movies!
This week we review Footloose, yes another remake of a film that was much more famous than this will ever be… but unfortunately, this one will probably make much more money than the first. Footloose is exactly like the original. With newer younger pretty people and now they have iPods and race buses instead of tractors. If you don’t know the story here’s the gist, a small town bans dancing and teenage partying because of a terrible accident that occurs. The kids fight back for their chance to dance. I bet you know how this ends… I only wished somebody said “Fuck you city, you got served.” But I’ll let you know my complete thoughts on this movie right here in the podcast. Also, we count down the top ten dance movies… and yes, Teen Wolf does make the list.
This week we went to review the futuristic movie about boxing robots. If you haven’t heard already, Hollywood is making a Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots movie, but this one should have been it. I hear Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots is about a half human half robot boxing machine. But I really thought the idea of Real Steel was stupid in the first place as well. The only time I enjoyed robots fighting was the show “Robot Wars” that aired on the BBC. But this is a story about Hugh Jackman and his wise ass son Max. They try to deal with each other while trying to compete in the world of robot boxing. We pretty much know how the movie ends before we even see a frame. But I was quite surprised, check out why by listening to the review right here.
Seth Rogen and Joseph Gordon-Levitt star in the cancer comedy 50/50. Yes, I know that’s insensitive to say, but that’s how the studios would like us to bill it. Unfortunately this movie isn’t the barrel of laughs the trailer leads you to believe. Yes there is cancer, yes there is comedy. But, there is something about the human struggle of “what the hell am I gonna do now?” Joseph Gordon-Levitt plays Adam, the guy with cancer. The movie is from his perspective and shows what it feels and looks like when you have to go down the path of dealing with death, dealing with friends and dying with loved ones. This show we talk about the top ten movies with Diseases, and we’ll let you know whether you should see this in Theaters, Wait til DVD, or just forget about it.
This week on The Directors Cut we review the movie “In Time” a new action thriller starring Justin Timberlake and Amanda Seyfried. Also, we send our very own small town Arkansasian Russell Pinkston to review “Puss in Boots.”
