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The Director’s Cut vs. Machete

Machete
Machete

This week on the Director’s Cut, the guys hit the theater for yet another grindhouse-like kill flick. That prompts them to talk top ten movies with pissed off Mexicans. None other than Davenport himself sits-in, live on the show and give us his two cents about everything under the sun. Plus, they hear some bad/sad news from Sean during the Elitist Corner. Brian delivers on Hollywood’s latest news and trashiness, and we take a very interesting call from a mystery guest and hilarity ensues. It’s the Director’s Cut, making everything all squishy and stuff.

The Directors Cut 02/02/08

Sexy Jessica AlbaSo, Jessica Alba hates Albuquerque, NM. We don’t care, she is still sexy. In return we offer our services as the official Albuquerque celebrity greeters. If any celebrities come to NM for filming we will be here to assist them in seeing the city. We will guide the celebrities to places other than our joyous Wal-Mart’s and our Applebee’s and Chilies. We show pride in the city of Albuquerque, so in this episode we give the world “The Celebrities Guide to Albuquerque.” Too bad we realize Jessica Alba is right, there isn’t much here. So in return we review her movie and talk about other movie excitement in this weeks episode of The Directors Cut. So keep listening to the greatest show in the entire world about movies, The Directors Cut!

The Directors Cut 02/02/08
We Review The Eye
Top Ten Movies with a Human Body Part in the Title
Davenports Picks of the Week – Dancer in the Dark
Board is going out… crappy audio. sorry. oops