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The Directors Cut Radio Show Holiday Special

Merkin Claus the Holiday Merkin Man and his Alpaca Friend Rudy!
Merkin Claus the Holiday Merkin Man and his Alpaca Friend Rudy!

Merry Christmas you Christians! (and any other faith that celebrates the birth of Jesus) Happy Hanukkah you Jews! (which include Dan’s girlfriend) Happy Solstice to those who like to piss the religious off! This week we celebrate capitalism by bringing a strange hairy capitalist, who is both trying to make a buck and see your girlfriend naked at the same time. Merkin Claus visits our studio for a little song, a little dance, and to corrupt Ollie’s nephew. Alpaca fur for one and all. We have also included the wonderful links to our songs so you have to download and play at your next holiday party. They are not for kids, nor are they for most adults either!

Here are the new Holiday Classics. (right click to download)

The Merkin Man Song

Rudy The Red Alpaca

Debra the Hooker and Ollie the Tranny

Debra’s Christmas Song

I Saw Mommy Kissing Merkin Claus

Have Yourself a Hairy Little Christmas

The Night With A Mistress

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