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The Director’s Cut vs. Paul

Paul
Paul

This week on the Director’s Cut, Dan goes it alone. Ollie wussed out because he said his eye was infected, or some crap, so Dan bravely took the helm of the show as the lone man on the air. Not that he hasn’t done it before. He brings you his take on the movie Paul, and counts down the top ten friendly aliens in movies. Paul’s the latest movie featuring those two brilliant chaps from Sean Of The Dead, and Hot Fuzz. Also, Sean wasn’t able to call in either, but Dan got the whole thing done. It’s the Director’s Cut, the guy’s show about Dan getting everything under control.

The Director’s Cut vs. 2010

happy_new_year
happy_new_year

This week on The Director’s Cut, the guys take on 2010! I’m not exactly sure how one could “take on” a whole year, per se, but that didn’t stop them from bagging on the crap, and picking out their favorites for the year. The show was kicked-off with a special guest, none other than the insightful (and often inflammatory), Davenport! Heard it before? Well, not to be outdone, Psychic Anna calls in as well and makes her predictions for 2011! Tune-in and find out if she had shocking news about the future of the Director’s Cut, the guy’s show about the new year.

The Director’s Cut vs. Tron: Legacy

Tron Legacy
Tron Legacy

This week on the Director’s Cut, the guys went to see Tron: Legacy. Again, Ollie didn’t see it. Some of us are starting to think that Ollie’s lost his passion for film. That said, Dan gives a great review and answers all of the questions that Brian and Ollie have. Davenport calls-in and hits the guys with a shocker. Brian hit us with the latest on the internet, and scooped the gossip (once again). Lastly, Dan’s girlfriend comes in and the guys play 20 questions, and they count down the top ten nerd movies! It’s the Director’s Cut, the guys show about Dan’s girlfriend!

The Director’s Cut vs. The Tourist

the tourist
the tourist
This week on the Director’s Cut, the guys (I mean Dan) went and saw The Tourist. So they (I still mean Dan) gave us the most comprehensive review we could possibly ask for. In fact, it was so good, that it leaves Ollie with little to say (because he didn’t see it). Also, Brian’s back to giving us the latest in gossip and dirt in Hollywood and on the Internet. Plus, we play the Ollie The Idiot game not once, but twice. Sean had a great pick for The Elitist corner. Dan hangs tough has he tries to overcome a cold, and Ollie tries to nurse him back to health. It’s the Director’s Cut, the show about touring the inner-most private places of your private parts.

Next week: Tron: Legacy

The Director’s Cut vs. Unstoppable

UNSTOPPABLE
UNSTOPPABLE
This week on the Director’s Cut radio show, Dan and Ollie are unstoppable! Well, the never-ending train of insults, pranks, and general mockery is unstoppable at any rate. Dan and Ollie go to see the new movie (featuring trains) and give the audience the low-down. Plus Dan reveals an interesting and important new occurrence in his life, which prompts Ollie to quickly improvise a new and challenging game for the listeners called: Rate Dan’s Date (that may have given it away). Plus, as always, we have your top ten list, and much more. It’s the Director’s Cut, the guy’s show about Dan’s dates.

The Director’s Cut vs. Halloween movies

HalloweenFlashers
HalloweenFlashers

This week on the Director’s Cut, the guys have a huge job to do. Instead of seeing just one Halloween movie, they decided to talk about their favorites and compile a top ten list of Halloween movies. Dan’s still pretty salty from his break-up, so as one could probably imagine, he’s a grouch. Brian did a bit of his patented “talking in circles” again, and Ollie went along for the ride. It was both scary and educational. It’s the Director’s cut, the guy’s show about Halloween.

The Director’s Cut vs. Sherlock Holmes vs. Up In The Air

Detectives are HOT!
Detectives are HOT!

This week on the Director’s Cut we review Sherlock Holmes, AND Up In The Air. That’s right, it’s another double review! Listeners get two reviews for the price of one! Dan didn’t get to see anything, but that’s ok, Sean and Ollie cut to the quick as quickly as they can (which means then dragged out the review as long as they could.) Dan gets Ollie riled up when he puts him on the spot after the first review and the guys count down the top 10 detective movies, while spreading holiday cheer with a number of songs from Merkin Claus.

Captain KY Jelly, the only brand that The Director's Cut crew trusts.

In the spirit of giving and receiving, the guys open a very suspicious package from none other than Captain KY! The crew each get a gift from the show’s most insa… we mean DEDICATED fan! Dan, Ollie, and Sean open their gifts on-air to the shock and horror of all of us! Apparently the Riggler Recipe is just what the Captain ordered. It’s all on The Director’s Cut, the 2 hour show all about the movies!

The Director’s Cut vs. Ninja Assassin, and The Fantastic Mr. Fox.

We review Ninja Assassin & The Fantastic Mr. Fox.
Ninja's are HOT!
Ninja's are HOT!

Sean and Ollie hit the audience with a surprise that they would never have guessed. Plus Dan has a number of interesting things to say about Wes Anderson and we try to get the Davenport pick but have some communication issues.

Davenports Pick of the Week: [Rec]
We discuss Wes Anderson and if he’s a valuable director or an idiot. 

The Director’s Cut vs. The Twilight Saga: New Moon

We review The Twilight Saga: New Moon
Twilight moms are crazy
Twilight moms are crazy

Dan hates women.

Ollie tells us about what happened when he went to the midnight screening.
Top Ten Movies That Sean Doesn’t Want to See
Dan explains how Ollie is a womanizer and when he finally gets the woman, he gets too attached too quickly, she freaks out and leaves.
Ollie thinks he’s a nice guy… Then why is he still single?

Pineapple Express – The Directors Cut Review

Coolio Takes on Pterodactyls in a Showtime Movie!We see Pineapple Express, we review it. We take your calls, we laugh. But nothing will ever get you prepared for the lastest in Davenport pick history. COOLIO VS PTERODACTYLS! Yes, washed up rapper Coolio takes on the beasty dinos in the made for Showtime movie Pterodactyl. They should stick with WEEDS and get Mary-Louise Parker naked more often.

This weeks show is a radio emmy award winning special, well if they existed. But you’ll never see us nab a NAB award (National Association of Broadcasters) or any other award of the like. Unless we made it up, or our listeners came together and voted for us at www.podcastawards.com. But I digress, get excited for our top ten movies with either a fruit or a train in the title. Plus, we have a grip of other stupid stuff. We are The Directors Cut! The Nations #1 Show About Movies!